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| Photo By Katie Tegtmeyer |
Every girl should know the top 10 signs that her boyfriend is a bloodsucker. Then you just have to ask yourself: Do the pros of dating an older man from another century outweigh the cons...?
2. He holds doors open for you.
3. He feels like he just stepped out of a freezer.
4. He likes to help you with your homework - and can - in all subjects.
5. He has no living relatives - just a pale adoptive family.
6. He's well groomed (got the coiffed hair going), well dressed, wears awesome coats and has a perfect complexion.
7. He helps you pick up dropped books, but need a band-aid and he's nowhere in sight.
8. Dinner dates aren't his thing.
9. Fluffy hisses at him and runs in terror whenever he shows up. (Come to think of it...animals just don't like him.)
10. He tends to show up after hours to stare at you while you sleep. (Aw, he misses you a LOT.)
You've been warned! Don't ignore the signs! Unless that's your thing, in which case, lucky you!
